Jarvis Cocker perplexed in Morrisons

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wet-chrome:

I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.

Avril Lasagne’s new song, Hello Garfield

am i allowed to reblog posts where gay is used as a pejorative? i know i call myself het in my sidebar but its mainly bc im a bit confused and so far in my life i’ve only had potent crushes on cis dudes but that may be subject to change so i feel het is the simplest way for me to put things??? uM

*sees post about to explain a very subtle joke in Mean Girls that takes years to get* yeah uh-huh go on what is it

*joke is about how people conflate the terms Lebanese and lesbian*

not again jfc

seriousjones:

ever notice how there are no adults in WWE? that’s because WWE is actually purgatory. it’s all in vince mcmahon’s imagination. he never had parents to provide for him so he imagined the rock, who always had something cooking for him. the undertaker is how vince copes with the inevitability of death. also vince is in a coma

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yeah once, but i liked it so much that i would never stop suggesting it

awwwww

donrickles:

  • Chad Kroeger cowrote Avril Lavigne’s weird racist pop song
  • Chad Kroeger coproduced Avril Lavigne’s weird racist pop song
  • cHAD KROEGER AND AVRIL LAVINE SAT IN A ROOM GOOGLING JAPANESE PHRASES AND WONDERING HOW TO BEST USE A RACE OF PEOPLE AS PROPS!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!
  • CHAD KROEGER from NICKELBACK wrote down the words “LETS ALL SLUMBER PARTY” and PROBABLY SAID THEM OUT LOUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuD
my cousins had that and every time i went to their house i would always suggest that we watch it

did you ever get to?

I JUST FOUND THIS ON IMDB MY AUNTIE GAVE IT ME FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN I WAS LITTLE HOLY SHIT

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nice url!

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liamdryden:

borlax:

In honor of Earth Day I thought I would post a really cool audio file of how Earth sounds from space. Although there is no sound in space, this audio file is actually radio waves that were emitting from our planet and then converted into audio by computers. Pretty incredible stuff. 

wow, it’s actually as powerful and beautiful as you’d expect.

crimewave420:

teranceyo:

nightshadezero:

I found the Krispy Kreme where he was back at it again.

man, now I want krispy kreme donuts

man why though

I made a tumblr at the beginning of 2011 (remade late 2012) but lurked since mid 2010

i think i first went on the actual site just before/around july 16th 2010 because that was when the jessi slaughter thing really blew up and its also my grandad’s birthday. so same as you! kind of